Try Not to Laugh Out Loud: 12 Ridiculous Signs You Might Be a Terrorist, Courtesy of The TSA

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Want to see something so utterly ridiculous, it simply must be an SNL sketch?

Something so utterly idiotic that it can’t possibly be the reality we’re living in… and yet it is?

Next time you fly, you might want to consider that this is how the TSA is weeding out the potential “scurry turrurists”:

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  • Steve Underwood

    I am a red blooded American , born in thU.S.A. and a patriot . I am considered a terrorist and more dangerous than Muslim terrorists who are actively killing American citizens . The NSA, DOJ, DHS,,CIA , FBI and TSA all consider me a terrorist . And why you might ask ? Because I own guns , fly the American flag p[proudly , support our troops , speak out against the corrupt and greedy politicians who are destroying this nation from within, , hate liberals and Muslims .


    Sign #13: You are a DD —-and must be thoroughly “searched” over and over and over and over again !!!

  • lloyd Lisco

    TSA, Another Faggot Squad of the U.S. Government.

  • yennikcm
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  • VirgoVince

    The tsa ARE the “scurry turrurists”!!
    IF WE deported ALL non-Americans from ANY country and BAN their entry into the
    USA, WE can SHUT DOWN the tsa!! THINK about it!!

  • Dennis Habern

    The government is not weeding-out terrorists, it is the sole effort of our 45th POTUS.
    If I were the 45th POTUS, I would weed-out the potential American terrorists whom
    maintain a position in our government. We know whom they are, therefore, a disap-
    pearing act is in vogue. Remember the Ides of March: Etu Brute!!!! It is either them
    or us. Most Americans would prefer the former. As soon as these turds commenced to disappear, similar to the movie in which Michael Douglas played a judge along with his colleagues whose position it was, to get rid of the riff-raff that the law protected, similar to our Wild-Wild-West in the 19th Century when the law permitted outlaws to roam free, townspeople got rid of these turds, one way or the other, the sooner these similar turds will wonder if they are next, and then, America can seek the position of peace that our Founding Fathers had bequeathed to us. As Ronald Reagan imparted, “PEACE THROUGH STRENGTH,” and I wholeheartedly concur. This example must be implemented, covertly. For too long turds in Iran and North Korea, have existed, due to turds such as our former 44th, Black, worthless POS of a token Tar-Baby of a Muslim POTUS, whom was reluctant to put these mutts in their
    place. Without a doubt, our 45th POTUS, learned invaluable military experience, when as a younster, he was sent to a military academy to curb his adolescent views. Today, his experience in a military academy, has paid the dividends that 99% of
    Americans expect from our POTUS.