As I was surfing channels I stopped on Fox News earlier just in time for Jeanine Pirro to announce in a BREAKING FOX NEWS ALERT, that our own elusive Secretary of State (and already the projected front runner for the 2016 Democrat Party Presidential nomination), Hillary Clinton, has recently bobbed back to the surface again only to be hospitalized due to an alleged blood clot stemming from her supposed fall earlier in the month, leaving her with an apparent concussion and conveniently unable to provide testimony to the United States House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform. Testimony pertaining to President Obama’s latest evolving scandal surrounding he and his Administrations cover-up of the terrorist attack of our American Embassy in Libya, which resulted in the subsequent deaths of our United States Ambassador and 3 other American’s (an expanding Characteristic which seems to have become a disturbingly bloody hallmark of Obama’s Presidency).
I suppose I should give Hillary the benefit of the doubt, but the truth is I just really don’t give a Rats ass when it comes to these ‘usual suspects’ in our political line-up who have had an integral role towards helping Obama realize his seditious goals of ‘fundamentally transforming’ our Nation. While I certainly do not wish Mrs. Clinton any pain or suffering, I’m not going to lose any sleep either however, if fate intervenes to demand she cash in her chips.
I guess what I really find bizarre about all of the media disconnect involving Hillary on the one hand, is how, despite her abysmal job performance as Secretary of State, they’re already touting her as the Democrat Parties favored pick as their nomination for President in the distant 2016 elections! While on the other hand, as all of the sensationalized hype swirls around the qualifications, skills, and experience she would bring to the Presidency, apparently those same qualifications, skills, and experience weren’t quite up to snuff 4 years ago when her Party kicked her ass to the curb in their favoring some upstart black Senator from Chicago, who didn’t even have the necessary qualifications, skills, and experience to manage a 7-11 much less be President of the United States.
Doubtless Clinton has entertained similar thoughts herself in her private moments (I mean given the size of her ego you know she had to). So with that said, the best advice I can think of to share with Hillary would be for her to gather up the scattered shreds of whatever’s left of her dignity, sew up the tattered remnants of her integrity, patch back together the threadbare fragments of her self-respect, and kindly inform the Democratic National Committee that they can just go fuck themselves. Then drop Obama like a bad habit with a swift kick to his ovaries. After that, she can peacefully retire as Secretary of State to the obscurity she deserves, eventually forgotten, and hopefully never to be heard from again…Well, except maybe in spoofs on episodes of Robot Chicken on Adult Swim!