Conventional knowledge is that Muslim men are spurred to undertake suicidal jihad missions by the promise that they will be met with 72 virgins in paradise.
So if every man gets at least 2 black-eyed virgins in paradise, each of whom comes with 70 servant girls who also are virgins, that means each man gets at least 142 virgins, not 72 virgins.
It gets better if you’re a Muslim man who’s married.
As the looney-tune cleric says, with a blissfully insane smile: “If you get married in this world, then [in paradise], you get your wife from this world, along with 70 black-eyed virgins with whom you are allowed to have sex, and each of these 70 virgins comes with 70 servant girls. So how many women do you get? That’s the minimum.”
Answer: 70 x 70 = 4,900
Truly, Islam is a cult for morons.
Here are the “black-eyed virgins” awaiting jihadists:
H/t my sis-in-law Shireen
Dr. Eowyn’s post first appeared at Fellowship of the Minds.