After U.S. State Department Spokeswoman Marie Harf announced that the long-term strategy in the fight against ISIS was to create jobs for potential jihadists, countless terrorists began filling out applications. Here are a few examples (along with a blank application for potential jihadists on the job hunt). Please, keep in mind this is satire, ok?

Application 1 Application 2 Application 3 Application 4Jobs for Jihadists Application

David is a Christian apologist and contributes at his website Answering Islam. He also has written on The Problem With Evil and is a contributor at Acts 17. Follow David on Twitter.

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