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After the Paris attacks, there really was a moment when a large sect of the Twitterverse completely freaked out at the mere thought something bad might have happened… to Paris Hilton.

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https://twitter.com/ThisIsAshwill/status/665746086183612417?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

https://twitter.com/raeniermart/status/665922713752502272?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

https://twitter.com/ParisSlaysUrFav/status/665304474492112897?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

https://twitter.com/buteraieber/status/665293686373224451?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

https://twitter.com/xSkyIine/status/665295756534939648?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

These Tweets went on and on.

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https://twitter.com/GagaLovesBey/status/665303283205087232?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Say what you want about this outpouring of worry and grief that something bad might have happened to Paris Hilton seemingly without a clue that a major terrorist event took place in one of the most well-known cities in the world, but at the very least, you’ve gotta admit this makes a pretty painful statement about how completely culturally sheltered and asleep a large portion of the population is.

Melissa Dykes is a writer, researcher, and analyst for The Daily Sheeple and a co-creator of Truthstream Media with Aaron Dykes, a site that offers teleprompter-free, unscripted analysis of The Matrix we find ourselves living in. Melissa also co-founded Nutritional Anarchy with Daisy Luther of The Organic Prepper, a site focused on resistance through food self-sufficiency. Wake the flock up!