Oh no… NOT THAT!

Some world leaders are blowing the crap out of ISIS infrastructure and strongholds. Meanwhile, Americans are being placated with speeches about how our president will rebuke the terrorists!!!

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…By attending the UN Climate Change summit in Paris.

Because, you know, terrorists really hate it when… people get together at a propagandized globalist conference and chat about climate change. It’s like terrorist kryptonite or something.

“Next week I will be joining President Hollande and other world leaders in Paris for the Global Climate Conference,” Obama said. “What a powerful rebuke to the terrorists it will be when the world stands as one and shows that we will not be deterred from building a better future for our children.”

It is thought ISIS responded, “Oh no, no, not climate change, anything but that!!” and promptly went back to cashing their checks from the Central Intelligence Agency.

On an aside, John Kerry actually said that climate change contributed to the civil war in Syria. These are real narratives this administration is going with. I just couldn’t make this up if I tried.

Melissa Dykes is a writer, researcher, and analyst for The Daily Sheeple and a co-creator of Truthstream Media with Aaron Dykes, a site that offers teleprompter-free, unscripted analysis of The Matrix we find ourselves living in. Melissa also co-founded Nutritional Anarchy with Daisy Luther of The Organic Prepper, a site focused on resistance through food self-sufficiency. Wake the flock up!