No, it wasn’t, “I totally did it LOL.”

It was a secret up until this week, but former O.J. Simpson lawyer Robert Shapiro has finally revealed what exactly it was that O.J. Simpson whispered to him right after the “not guilty” verdict was announced at his murder trial.

Megyn Kelly also asked Shapiro if he thought Simpson was innocent. Sounds like he didn’t.

In the meantime, a knife found on the property has recently been tested and the evidence was found inconclusive for DNA, probably because the LAPD officer given that knife years ago when it was found kept it as a souvenir instead of immediately turning it over as evidence in a still officially unsolved double homicide to have it tested nearly 20 years ago when it was found.

Piper writes for The Daily Sheeple. There’s a lot of B.S. out there. Someone has to write about it.