All the government and its controlled puppet media keeps saying is that we’re adding jobs and jobs are great and unemployment is the lowest ever (4.5%) and also great and everything is just great and fine and wonderful and happy and smiley like a basket of kittens on that hill where Julie Andrews sings in the film The Sound of Music.

But the real unemployment rate will blow. Your. Mind.

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Piper writes for The Daily Sheeple. There’s a lot of B.S. out there. Someone has to write about it.