Apparently former president Bill Clinton has completely lost his mind and has no idea who or where he is.
In his first public speaking engagement since his wife lost the election, Clinton found it within himself while delivering the keynote at an event hosted by the Brookings Institution to say, “We have to find a way to bring simple, personal decency and trust back to our politics.”
"We have to find a way to bring simple, personal decency and trust back to our politics," Bill Clinton says at Brookings
— Edward-Isaac Dovere (@IsaacDovere) March 9, 2017
So that happened.
Take it away, Twitterverse.
— Gary Sadlemyer (@GarySadlemyer) March 9, 2017
Start by explaining why the Secret Service code name for Monica Lewinsky was "Humidor."
— Odysseus (@OdyReturns) March 9, 2017
— Tingis Pingis (@cleerm40) March 9, 2017
— It's still 2016 apparently (@jtLOL) March 9, 2017
Depends on what your definition of "simple" "decency" "trust" "politics"… and "is" is.
— snail tracks (@snailtracks) March 9, 2017
If anyone actually brought personal decency and trust to American politics in the first place, it would probably shock the American people to death. Saying one thing and doing another, like Bill just did however, is an American political staple we’re all pretty used to by now.
Piper writes for The Daily Sheeple. There’s a lot of B.S. out there. Someone has to write about it.