Antifa Reeling After Portland Defeat: “Our soy rations are down to two lattes a day.” Twitter Responds with Inspirational #SecondCivilWarLetters

July 4, 2018

Happy Independence Day!

For those who may not have heard, Antifa suffered a major defeat in Portland last weekend. For example, here is a now viral video of a proud Antifa snowflake being knocked out cold…

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The Battle of Portland ended quite badly for the boys in black.

But the resistance is not done. The Twitterverse has rallied to share inpirational #SecondCivilWarLetters to fuel the ailing resistance. Enjoy these tales from the front and, again, Happy Independence Day!

SECRET//NOTRUMP

To Antifa Command:

Half the regiment walked home after we ran out of selfie sticks and wifi for instagram. Granola stores are dry. Our undercover op failed when the Red Caps started doing pushups and using improper pronouns

Send soylent#SecondCivilWarLetters

— As A Catholic Poso (@JackPosobiec) July 3, 2018

https://twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/1014138837361135616?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1014138837361135616&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.zerohedge.com%2Fnews%2F2018-07-03%2Fconservatives-mock-resistance-second-civil-war-letters-after-portland-antifa-goes

#secondcivilwarletters
My Darling Clara,
I write to you today along the Twittermattox timeline where the infirmary tents continue to fill without cessation, the woods ringing with the barking despairs hollowed-eyed souls driven to madness by butthurt and sick burns.

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) July 3, 2018

My dearest mother;

I'm all out of organic sunscreen and the microagressions have really taken a toll

I'm shook, the worst part of battle was when someone addressed me without proper pronouns, and assumed I wanted to use the men's restroom #secondcivilwarletters

— PinkAboutIt ⭐⭐⭐ (@Pink_About_it) July 3, 2018

Amy;
I am safely in Vancouver.
It is lovely. Everyone rides bicycles.
Their prime minister seems delightful.
I will attempt to send Coffee Crisp and Ketchup flavoured Lays to you and your battalion in the morn.
– James#secondcivilwarletters

— Steve Marmel (@Marmel) July 3, 2018

Dearest Xer,

Conditions on the front are grim. Our soy rations are down to two lattes a day. Wifi is only one bar. We have but the writings of Senator Ta-Nehisi to comfort us during the frog barrages. Intel reports General McInnes’ forces are on the move

#secondcivilwarletters

— As A Catholic Poso (@JackPosobiec) July 3, 2018

Read more #secondcivilwarletters on Twitter and keep smiling Patriots.

h/t Tyler Durden

Dean Garrison is the Publisher at D.C. Clothesline.