In the land of the free, trick-or-treating outside of the guidelines for the proper city ordinance can and will get you charged with a crime, extorted, and even thrown in jail—including children. While towns across the United States have ordinances laid out to establish times for trick-or-treating, in Virginia, these laws go to the extreme.
As kids await one of the best days of the year for candy lovers, those in Virginia have to navigate an insanely strict set of rules or risk prison time—seriously. Several Virginia towns in the Hampton Roads area of the state have laid out guidelines for trick-or-treating that if violated can end in jail time for the offender.
In Chesapeake, Virginia, the law states that anyone over the age of 12 who attempts to go trick-or-treating will face fines, jail time, or both.
Chesapeake’s city code, Sec. 46-8. – Trick-or-treat activities, states the following:
(a) If any person over the age of 12 years shall engage in the activity commonly known as “trick or treat” or any other activity of similar character or nature under any name whatsoever, he or she shall be guilty of a misdemeanor and shall be punished by a fine of not less than $25.00 nor more than $100.00 or by confinement in jail for not more than six months or both.
But that is not all. It’s not only 13-year-old kids and older who are threatened with jail for trick-or-treating outside of these guidelines. If a 12-year-old or younger kid knocks on a door after 8:00 p.m. and mutters the words “trick-or-treat,” they can also be fined or jailed.
(b) If any person shall engage in the activity commonly known as “trick or treat” or any other activity of similar character or nature under any name whatsoever after 8:00 p.m., he or she shall be guilty of a misdemeanor and shall be punished by a fine of not less than $10.00 nor more than $100.00 or by confinement in jail for not more than 30 days or both.
Chesapeake isn’t alone either. In Newport News, Norfolk, Portsmouth, and Suffolk, Virginia it is also illegal to be out past 8:00 p.m. and be older than 12. If violators are caught, however, the Class 4 misdemeanor charges only comes with a fine.
If your birthday comes too early in the year, as the rest of the 6th graders head out to snag handfuls of high-fructose corn syrup laden goodies, you’ll have to stay at home or risk spending the next 6 months in jail. Seriously.
Imagine being the 6th grader who comes to school the next day and when he or she is asked why they have no candy, they’ll have to explain that they didn’t want to go to jail.
If you are a 13-year-old with a younger sibling, however, police say they will give you a pass.
But this leads to an entirely different problem. How, exactly, police would enforce this law remains a mystery as the children will be in costume and they are also children. Will the unusually tall kids under 13 years old be profiled and forced to show ID? How will the kid show an ID if they are 12 and don’t have one?
It is laws like this one that epitomize the problems and hypocrisy with the state. The state claims you must be 21 to drink, 18 to be in the military, younger than 13 to go trick-or-treating, and all those in between are out of luck. If you disobey these laws, you risk being kidnapped and thrown in a cage. And this is what Halloween now looks like in the land of the free.
Courtesy of The Free Thought Project
Matt Agorist is an honorably discharged veteran of the USMC and former intelligence operator directly tasked by the NSA. This prior experience gives him unique insight into the world of government corruption and the American police state. Agorist has been an independent journalist for over a decade and has been featured on mainstream networks around the world. Agorist is also the Editor at Large at the Free Thought Project. Follow @MattAgorist on Twitter, Steemit, and now on Facebook.